Workshop: Are you a student here?
Student: Yes, I am—
Workshop: Which Unit are you in?
Student: Inter x—
Workshop: You're not a student here.
Student: I am—
Workshop: I have never seen you here before. Which Unit are you in?
Student: Inter x—
Workshop: Let me see your ID.
(Student flashes library card to Workshop for inspection.)
Workshop: Well, I have never seen you before.
Student: Yes, you have. I returned a hammer to you the other day.
Workshop: You must have changed your hairstyle then.
(Silence.)
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